Going to Die - Funny Husband Happy Birthday Card with Envelope (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) - Humorous and Sexy Adult Humor, Bday Greeting Cards for Husbands, Men - Colorful, Comic Stationery Notecard 8547
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CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - So...What did the doctor tell you? You're going to die! Hope your Birthday is to die for. Happy Birthday! Cover says: Your husband's life is in jeopardy and he must relieve his stress, which means sex whenever the urge strikes him! - Every mans dream come true tale is written in this card.
SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch birthday card features a doctor and wife discussing her husband's condition and how it can be treated. The wife is clearly unhappy with the doctor's recommendation on how to remedy her husband's condition... This funny card can be given to a husband or wife for their bday!
BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD - Share the fun and laughter of this unique Bday greeting card for men and women. Gift this to your Mom or Dad for their birthday. Pair this with a spa day or treat them to their favorite restaurant. A great way to make elderly people feel good is to show them you remember their birthdays.
ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC's (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand. We're an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
SIZE - This 4.63 x 6.75 inch birthday card features a doctor and wife discussing her husband's condition and how it can be treated. The wife is clearly unhappy with the doctor's recommendation on how to remedy her husband's condition... This funny card can be given to a husband or wife for their bday!
BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD - Share the fun and laughter of this unique Bday greeting card for men and women. Gift this to your Mom or Dad for their birthday. Pair this with a spa day or treat them to their favorite restaurant. A great way to make elderly people feel good is to show them you remember their birthdays.
ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC's (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand. We're an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
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BIRTHDAY NOTE CARD WITH ENVELOPE (4.63 x 6.75)
Here's a card perfect for newlywed, or well seasoned, married couples. It's a great way to keep the relationship fun and less boring. Always add humor to your married life. Pair this with lots of money and sex and you have one happy wife. Go ahead and write each other a sweet, silly and naughty message for your partner's birthday. Get ready for some wild night of Birthday riding. Order this hilarious greeting card today and receive it prefolded with an envelope.
OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY GREETING CARDS
NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures... There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué to inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions.
CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS
Whether looking for funny cards, bulk boxed assortments, or a specific occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time.
Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? - ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh!